April 2005

04/01/05

• Mark McGwire and Barry Bonds admit to using steroids, want their records removed from record books

04/02/05

• I can flip a pen one way

04/02/05

• One in 500 (NSFW, if that's not already obvious)
• Quick Hit
• I *censored* like a girl
• MLB 2005 preview

04/06/05

• Scott Savol due for an ouster from American Idol 4 finals after rap sheet released

04/08/05

• Michelynne McGuire wins The Starlet and earns role on WB's One Tree Hill

04/10/05

• Turn and face the change

04/12/05

• Chelsea Cooley wins Miss USA 2005 thanks to her breasts hanging out
• Anwar Robinson hopes to sing another day on American Idol 4 following another dismal showing

04/13/05

• For a good time call
• Light out wanderlust
• Paco Underhill is not a character from Fletch

04/14/05

• You know it's bad when Halliburton's #7
• It's fourth grade all over again
• How to choose a book by its cover
• Leviticus 11:12

04/19/05

• Concert meme

04/20/05

• Vonzell Solomon tries to keep the torch alive for the women on American Idol 4 finals
• Where's my mango that looks like Jessica Alba?

04/20/05

• Boy...where do you get off talking like that?
• Camwhores
• I hope they find themselves
• NFL Mock Draft 2005 (seven rounds including compensatory picks) updated 4/22/05 FINAL
• NFL Mock Draft 2005 (three rounds) updated 4/22/05

04/22/05

• NBA playoff predictions 2005

04/26/05

• Once more, with enthusiasm!
• You share my views, losers
• American Idol expose threatens to air show’s dirty laundry while American Idol 4 finals roll on
• My skeletons come out of the closet and dance around

04/29/05

• Group Hug!

04/29/05

• It's fontastic
• But it looks so apt
• God only knows how I found this
• Revved up like a deuce
• I love this stuff
• Technicolor greenbacks
• It's policy
• On ebonics