Subtlety is not one of my strengths
May 2005
05/01/05
- But then you'll need to wear a sweater
- Courtney Thorne Smith looks to me like her skeleton is too big for her skin
- Oh, God. I need to win the lottery.
- Where were they then?
- Tricks of the Trade
05/02/05
- NFL Draft 2005 Grades and Analysis
- Anna Chudoba is Average Joe 4 star after Average Jane gets put on backburner
- Erika Jo Heriges wins Nashville Star 3 over Jason Meadows and Jody Evans
05/03/05
- Michael Jackson Rub-On Transfers
- Two quizzes (Probably seen on sarcasmoscorner, first)
- I shoulda majored in CS
- What we need is a Tivo for live
05/04/05
- This is how my girlfriend would look without skin
- Carrie Underwood immune but Vote for the Worst campaign is making an impact on American Idol 4 voting
05/05/05
05/06/05
05/10/05
05/11/05
- Cause you really want a mountain tapir
- Since it wasn't about WMD, this is curious
- Paula Abdul sex scandal does little to stop American Idol 4 finals but the singing is horrible
- Uchenna and Joyce Agu use producer's help to win Amazing Race 7 over Rob Mariano and Amber Brkich
- Playstation 2 game reviews (games added 5/12/05)
05/16/05
05/18/05
05/20/05
- Naima Mora wins America's Next Top Model 4 over Kahlen Rondot and Keenyah
- Kendra Todd rolls past Tana Goertz to win Apprentice 3, Martha Stewart version due in the fall