May 2005

04/30/05

• But then you'll need to wear a sweater
• Courtney Thorne Smith looks to me like her skeleton is too big for her skin
• Oh, God. I need to win the lottery.
• Where were they then?
• Tricks of the Trade

05/02/05

• NFL Draft 2005 Grades and Analysis
• Anna Chudoba is Average Joe 4 star after Average Jane gets put on backburner
• Erika Jo Heriges wins Nashville Star 3 over Jason Meadows and Jody Evans

05/02/05

• Michael Jackson Rub-On Transfers
• Two quizzes (Probably seen on sarcasmoscorner, first)
• I shoulda majored in CS
• What we need is a Tivo for live

05/03/05

• This is how my girlfriend would look without skin
• Carrie Underwood immune but Vote for the Worst campaign is making an impact on American Idol 4 voting

05/05/05

• Feelin' Irie, bork, bork, bork

05/06/05

• Fun with Amazon and Google

05/10/05

• Not one damn dime?
• You got some 'splainin' to do
• Pardon?
• That yeti's defective

05/10/05

• Cause you really want a mountain tapir
• Since it wasn't about WMD, this is curious
• Paula Abdul sex scandal does little to stop American Idol 4 finals but the singing is horrible
• Uchenna and Joyce Agu use producer's help to win Amazing Race 7 over Rob Mariano and Amber Brkich
• Playstation 2 game reviews (games added 5/12/05)

05/16/05

• Tom Westman wins Survivor Palau in dominating fashion, and I have some ideas for improving the show

05/18/05

• Vonzell Solomon is not the American Idol 4 winner after final three triple up

05/19/05

• Naima Mora wins America's Next Top Model 4 over Kahlen Rondot and Keenyah
• Kendra Todd rolls past Tana Goertz to win Apprentice 3, Martha Stewart version due in the fall

05/21/05

• Sarah Brice is Charlie O’Connell’s Bachelor pick over Krisily Kennedy and Sarah Welch

05/24/05

• GameFly sucks and here are some reasons why

05/25/05

• Carrie Underwood is probably your American Idol 4 winner after Bo Bice fails to shine