March 2006

03/05/06

• Natalie Portman just got that much hotter

03/07/06

• Eternal Questions
• Make $$$ on eBay

03/07/06

• You think you're tough?
• World Jump Day

03/09/06

• If you're ignorant and you know it, is it a paradox?

03/12/06

• It can't find the Bukolon

03/12/06

• !

03/13/06

• But what about the fingerprints?
• Cheese Chicken!

03/16/06

• Some notes on abortion, in which I alienate everyone

03/19/06

• Valentine's day for men

03/20/06

• Is it like Photoshop for audio?
• Tempest was brilliant
• Why is mental illness funny?
• God, it feels good to be a gangsta

03/27/06

• Another runner in the night
• Objectification
• Not as many as there are "kinds of dumb"

03/28/06

• Then one night, Richard Scrushy...
• Making fun of newscast cliffhangers
• Cute and stupid at the same time
• If I could talk to the aliens, just imagine it
• Betta have my money
• Is it still ok to post something involving Terry Shiavo?

03/29/06

• What is the meaning of "better"?
• Oh, dear God, they've been in my kitchen
• Everyday backwards