March 2003

03/03/03

• Masons hire a publicist
• We're afraid of efficiency and humor
• Many people too stupid to follow child safety seat instructions

03/05/03

• Are you hot? Nevermind...
• Real cute until he tears your head off

03/10/03

• Lunacy
• Schmaltz
• Gratuitous baby animal photo

03/12/03

• You know what they say...big foot, big insanity

03/13/03

• Nothing like a mother's love

03/14/03

• Lord of LSD
• Ethical questions

03/17/03

• Get out the aluminum foil hats
• Unlikely gourd
• Get a long, little doggy

03/20/03

• Rant: an underrated art form

03/21/03

• War Games/Toys

03/25/03

• Norcalfella's Thought of the Moment

03/27/03

• Dextrous Neanderthals
• A cat for racists

03/28/03

• Along comes a platypus
• Oh Hell, trouble is coming. Out here, panic and alarm

03/31/03

• Here she is, uh, he, uh....
• I've got a monkey in my pocket