April 2003

04/01/03

• They're coming to take me away

04/04/03

• Extra Silly Performance
• Baby Timon

04/07/03

• Unmarried Cohabitation is not only blasphemous, it's illegal
• It's a good thing these reports didn't come out

04/10/03

• Great Quote
• Some advanced technology

04/14/03

• Rip her to shreds
• Horny cow
• I must learn about the water festival
• Who knows what a moyle is?

04/15/03

• Uh huh

04/16/03

• Dogs of war
• Bearly there

04/21/03

• Everybody's got their something

04/23/03

• Barbie Girl
• Ring, ring, why don't you give me a call?

04/24/03

• Chupa Chups
• Baby Orang

04/25/03

• Doubter

04/28/03

• Wheee!
• Jesus smote them good

04/30/03

• BFS (Butterflies for Small.to)
• Peer-to-Peer Person-to-Person
• First one's free
• Sweet home, Alabama