August 2003

08/01/03

• Oh, those wolf eyes are so cool
• Fontastic
• Disco, disco duck

08/12/03

• Men prefer brunettes

08/13/03

• Dear Penthouse, I never thought I'd write, but...
• First model airplane crossing of the Atlantic

08/14/03

• A Fair and Balanced/dreadful look at our future
• Stop it God
• I need these billboards for all aspects of my life
• What will waterworld look like?
• My couch has coins and some lint, this dude's had TNT

08/15/03

• American Education: A Fair and Balanced Look
• The cretins cloning and feeding: A fair and balanced look
• C-I-L-L my landlord: A fair and balanced misanthropy
• A fair and balanced look at how W hates the U.S. military
• Fair and Balanced Blackout Coverage

08/18/03

• I'll bet he's already reproduced, too
• This is somehow endearing
• Which of you is it?
• Does castration make a bigger pig?

08/19/03

• It's just who I am
• Baby Beluga
• Ahh yes, those were the days...

08/20/03

• WWBS: What would Bigfoot say?
• Awww, nuts
• Small.to is now advertising on spiders

08/21/03

• Not so coordinated
• This reminds me of the Levi's commercial
• Hot for teacher
• Sexual abstinence panda

08/22/03

• Neat, so I learned a new word
• A man out of time
• Mudd, Mudd, Mudd
• Bring out yer dead!

08/25/03

• Autistic boy dies during faith healing

08/26/03

• Ahhh, harmonic scalar technology
• 12 year old going to med school

08/27/03

• Ummm...I guess you haven't seen the movie "Happiness"
• What do you get
• What's wrong with this picture?

08/28/03

• Kirk? What is love?

08/29/03

• Were there zenkeys on Noah's Ark?
• Yeah, but it fries your gonads