July 2004

07/01/04

• I'm tired. I think I'll retire.

07/02/04

• Mark Morford wants a new cell phone
• Sensitive New Age Guy

07/06/04

• That's bollocks, mate
• Quiet, or I'll make soap out of you

07/09/04

• How wild are you?
• You suck (and it makes you popular with the boys)
• Kids with marshmallow guns
• Not a tigon
• Can I get one from the Bowflex chick?
• Do you like us? Do you really like us?

07/19/04

• Get yer meathooks outta me
• More advice for children

07/22/04

• There's Bart's Monkey Man
• Yes, that's the sort of practice they'll need on the field of war
• Watch this!

07/23/04

• Say it right
• Not the right way to argue
• I'm an antisocial narcissist. And you?

07/26/04

• Your karma ran over my dogma
• Jansenism

07/27/04

• Japanese man wins $1.8 million in the lottery, donates ticket to help torrential rain victims
• How to make a dbsmall

07/28/04

• Sad news for the day