Subtlety is not one of my strengths

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Monday, May 29 2017

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Yeah, whatever, so's your momma

Other StuffThis list of classic insults leaves off a few of my favorites:
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Won't you be my neighbor?

Other StuffNew Small.to user, and Toastmasters mentor to dbsmall, bmsomenumbers was mentioning that he thought our homes were in a liberal area.  "Oh, no," I claimed, "out here in the 'burbs, it's more conservative."

Not only was I wrong, but you can dig up all sorts of data on your area, using Neighboroo.

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I see you crying and I want to kill your friends

Other StuffRicardo Machado is a lawyer and real-estate broker in Rio.

He's not exactly De Lorean, now, is he.  Yet, he's created  the Obvio (available in standard or sporty versions, for $14K or $28K.)

Now, I'm not a car-guy, but this looks downright cool.

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As bad as things get

Other StuffI'm glad I didn't have this guy's life.
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The most use[less|ful] site on the net

Other StuffIs it Friday, yet?
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Brain Drain Crane Game

Other StuffI swear I'd written about this before.  It appears that the near-ubiquitous "crane game", where you pick up prizes and hope to win, is played a bit differently in England.

According to this video, the payout is scheduled by a "yellow box" inside.  As I've won twice in a row, I think that if the game is "gamed", it's a little more complicated here in the states.

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Compatible = slutty?

Other StuffThe sexual compatibility test.  'cause, you know, talking is soooo hard, and test driving an imperfect match is no fun for anyone.
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What's going on at DIA?

Other StuffHuh?  What's the secret Illuminatus activity at Denver International Airport?
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We're doomed or not

Other StuffAl Gore's movie about global warming, An Inconvenient Truth, is out there making money.

So, is it an important statement about the future of our planet?
Perhaps Al Gore's delivery, his ego, and his chicken little attitude mire his message that we're passing the rubicon on emissions and global warrming.

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Conflicted

Other StuffI'm actually having trouble with this one.

See, these chuckleheads stole a computer.
And then, proving they're not too sharp...rather than sell it, they used it.  On the network.

And the prof who had the laptop tried to scare the poop out of 'em, by indicated they'd be caught, and that it'd be in their best interest not to do it, because he's sooooo important.