This is not a paid endorsement. Kettle foods isn't paying me. I think they may be trying to kill me.
Three facts you may already know about me, and which are almost certainly documented on this website (though I'm not able to find such documentation, right now):
Once I open a package, if I'm eating from the package, it is a single serving.
My favorite “junk food” is chips
I believe the greatest chip, of all time, was Kettle Chips Red Chili flavor